Pagan Living » Forums

LOCATION

Lady_Elaine

Castle Lord

Castle Member

Forest Queen

Mariner's Shield

Posts:

6301

Joined:

May 20, 2006

Status:

Offline

Zodiac:

Sagittarius

Chinese:

Dog

Posted Mon Jan 29, 2007 2:14 pm...

10 Words That Don't Exist, But Should

AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks'trus) adj. Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub tap on and off with your toes.

CARPERPETUATION (kar'pur pet u a shun) n. The act, when vacuuming, of running over a string or a piece of lint at least a dozen times, reaching over and picking it up, examining it, then putting it back down to give the vacuum one more chance.

DISCONFECT (dis kon fekt') v. To sterilize the piece of confection (lolly) you dropped on the floor by blowing on it, assuming this will somehow 'remove' all the germs.

ELBONICS (el bon'iks) n. The actions of two people maneuvering for one armrest in a movie theater.

FRUST (frust) n. The small line of debris that refuses to be swept onto the dust pan and keeps backing a person across the room until he finally decides to give up and sweep it under the rug.

LACTOMANGULATION (lak' to man gyu lay' shun) n. Manhandling the "open here" spout on a milk container so badly that one has to resort to the 'illegal' side.

PEPPIER (peph ee ay') n. The waiter at a fancy restaurant whose sole purpose seems to be walking around asking diners if they want fresh ground pepper.

PHONESIA (fo nee' zhuh) n. The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer.

PUPKUS (pup'kus) n. The moist residue left on a window after a dog presses its nose to it.

TELECRASTINATION (tel e kras tin ay' shun) n. The act of always letting the phone ring at least twice before you pick it up, even when you're only six inches away.

If you cant explain it simply, you dont understand it well enough.-- Albert Einstein

Blessings Bright and Dark,

Private Message

Visit user's website

Dasalyndel

The One Ring

Posts:

Joined:

Aug 18, 2006

Status:

Offline

Posted Wed Jan 31, 2007 9:05 pm...

Hey, I'm AQUADEXTRIOUS!!!! Never knew there was a word for it, tho. Embarassed

Private Message

ThePurpleGypsy

The One Ring

Posts:

Joined:

Aug 15, 2006

Status:

Offline

Posted Thu Feb 01, 2007 3:38 am...

hehehe.... Laughing

I don't know how many times I've done this.

Private Message

ThePurpleGypsy

The One Ring

Posts:

Joined:

Aug 15, 2006

Status:

Offline

Posted Thu Feb 01, 2007 3:42 am...

hehehe.... Laughing

Carperpetuation... I don't know how many times I've done this.

Private Message

SolaDragonShadow

The One Ring

Posts:

Joined:

Aug 26, 2006

Status:

Offline

Zodiac:

Sagittarius

Chinese:

Horse

Posted Thu Feb 01, 2007 5:43 am...

'Frust'... mmm well yes I'm guilty....

The Crone told the Goddess that

Private Message

sundanc3r

Red Shield

Posts:

120

Joined:

Aug 06, 2006

Status:

Offline

Posted Fri Feb 02, 2007 2:57 am...

I am guilty of several of these Laughing

...We're slow dancing in a burning room...

Private Message

MoonLight

Posts:

Joined:

Jan 03, 2007

Status:

Offline

Posted Fri Feb 02, 2007 3:36 am...

Oh the pleasures of being human!! Wink

(poof)

Private Message

Indeshadows

Rohan Shield

Posts:

628

Joined:

May 28, 2006

Status:

Offline

Zodiac:

Aries

Chinese:

Pig

Posted Sat Feb 03, 2007 4:20 am...

(dee) I can and do some of these. lol

Private Message

You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot vote in polls in this forum
You cannot attach files in this forum
You can download files in this forum