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Posted Tue Jul 15, 2008 6:05 am...

Why did the Zen Buddhist get reincarnated as a Pizza Supreme?

He wanted to be one with everything

You are the phantom on the sleepless nights... The mane of a unicorn glimpsed for a heartbeat through the forest... you are the dream." -- Source Unknown

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Posted Fri Aug 08, 2008 1:12 pm...

A man walks into a restaurant with his wife. The waiter approaches the table and asks for their order.

"I'll have your biggest, juiciest London Broil," he says.

"But sir, what about the mad cow?!" asks the waiter.

"Oh," answers the man, "she'll order for herself."

Q: Why are fish so smart?
A: Because they live in schools.

Q: Did you hear about the new sushi bar that caters exclusively to lawyers?
A: It's called Sosumi!

If you cant explain it simply, you dont understand it well enough.-- Albert Einstein

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Posted Thu Aug 14, 2008 5:36 pm...

Tech Support: "OK Bob, let's press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter 'P' to bring up the Program Manager."

Customer: "I don't have a 'P'."

Tech Support: "On your keyboard, Bob."

Customer: "What do you mean?"

Tech Support: "'P' on your keyboard, Bob."

Customer: "What! I'm not going to do that!"

Q: What game do cats play at night?
A: Trivial purr-suit.

Q: What did the spider do on the computer?
A: He made a website.

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Posted Tue Aug 19, 2008 3:07 am...

Q: What's Wiccan, flies around, and makes honey?
A: The Blessed Bee!

Q: What do you say to an angry witch?
A: Ribbit

You are the phantom on the sleepless nights... The mane of a unicorn glimpsed for a heartbeat through the forest... you are the dream." -- Source Unknown

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Posted Mon Aug 25, 2008 9:06 pm...

thread locked. Embarassed

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