WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:    (bang)

Men Are Just Happier People--

What do you expect from such simple creatures?  

Your last name stays put.  

The garage is all yours.   (evil1)

Wedding plans take care of themselves.    

Chocolate is just another snack.    (chocolate)

You can be President.  

You can never be pregnant.

You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.  

You can wear NO shirt to a water park.   (flasher)

Car mechanics tell you the truth..  

The world is your urinal.  3333ch

You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.   (toilet)

You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

Same work, more pay.  

Wrinkles add character.  nosepick

Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.

People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.  (geek)

The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.

New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

One mood all the time.    :roll:

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

You know stuff about tanks.

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.    

You can open all your own jars.

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.    

If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

You almost never have strap problems in public.    

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

Everything on your face stays its original color.

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life.    

Your belly usually hides your big hips.

One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.  

You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.    

You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.    

You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.  

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier.

Haha!

It's a good one but I actually know better. Men's lives may seem straight forward and simple to us women, but there are many hidden stresses that men experience. Men have been secretly suffering for some time now.

Our society has been very good lately at dumbing down the male sex and its issues. Women's issues have taken up so much space now that men are beginning to lose sight of their own masculinity and power. They are slowly falling into the son/lover pattern, identifying themselves only through their relationship to woman (the Great Mother).  They are to the point where they feel intimidated and awed by the vastness of Woman; there is a feeling of powerlessness which is deadly to any Man's health and wellbeing.

There is an unjust expectation that Man is but  an underdeveloped Woman, lacking. That somehow they should have the same capacities as us... Knowingly or not all males of this era feel that pressure, I personally believe it to be at the core of most abusive behavior against women. There is no more emancipation, no more brotherhood, no more pride and courage of Man.

Yes, Women's issues are important and young girls need to be educated in their own power. Young boys as well. There needs to be and understanding of one very important truth: "There are only two races in this world: Men and Women". Our society's attempts at neutralizing the sexes will only bring mass confusion.

Is there a man witch out there who can back me up on this?