1.      People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2.     People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3.      When people say, "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4.     When people say, "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

5.     When people say while watching a film "did you see that?� No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

6.      People who ask, "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7.     When something is 'new and improved!� Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8.     When people say, "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that is longer?

9.     When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came, would I be standing here?

You're a genius.. *bows down*  When I was living in Portland where the bus and the train are huge, #9 is asked many a time. Every. Single. Day. Gets old quick, I agree.

Omg that #6 one there had me giggling, that's the precise form of sarcasm that my best friend has raised to an art form, I totally heard that her voice saying that one as I read it, too funny ...didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
probably not all that funny, but it brightened my day! =}

LOL.....these are the funniest things that i have read in along time......thanks for sharing these!!!!!

oh shit laughing leads to coughing which leads to severe throt pain!!!!!

But so worth it!!!  :

Loved #4, so true ^^

Oops! laughed so hard - toppled off my chair!!!

Oh, I've done the first one!! Though it's more like "Hey Mel," then I point to my wrist. Oh will what can I do. Phones aren't allowed to be on person at work and I have metal alirgies that provent me from many things.

 

But these are so funny!!!

LOL #6 ROCKS........hehehehehe