Which brings to mind a parking sign I've seen:

Witch's parking ONLY
All others will be TOAD

hehehe too cute!
I want that parking sign...

one that i always liked was. minds are like parachutes they only work when open

— Torrvald wrote

one that i always liked was. minds are like parachutes they only work when open

 I actually have that bumpersticker.

cool i have one i have yet to put on my car that says destruction, chaos, anarchy my work here is done. and one of my favorites was always remeber to pillage before you burn!!  

Damn and I thought he was on a tortilla in Tiajuna.

Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity.*  

1.  At Lunch Time, Sit in Your Parked Car with Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars
    See If They Slow Down

 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It, 'In.'

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once
   Everyone has Gotten Over
   Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Smuggling Diamonds.'

7. Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy.'

8. Don't use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip, Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is, 'To Go.'

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party
    Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, yell 'I Won!, I Won!'

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling,
    'Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To
     Have To Let One Of You Go.'

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LOL...... Or At Dinner say "You are the weakiest link.....Bubb Bye Now!!!!"

hell all i had to do was be myself. now everyone i work with truely thing i am insane. just because i start talking to nothing they can see or when i get bored i start dancing. last time it was the time warp.
the next day when my manager called me into his office and asked what the hell i was doing ? i just looked at him and said what ? when he showed me the tape i just smiled and said it was fun all my freinds were there.

Seamonster....I have actually said number "10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face."   The expressions from the servers are priceless...