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ladywhitewolf
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Posted Sun Jul 27, 2008 5:00 pm...
What are your favorite funny pagan or heathen bumper stickers?
Mine are:
-In case of Ragnarok, this vehicle will be abandoned in favor of fighting for Odin.
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-Odin is my Co-pilot
-Loki is my Co-pilot
-What Would Loki Do?
-What would Freya Do?
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Posted Sun Jul 27, 2008 11:28 pm...
those are neat.

i saw one yesterday that said "visualize whirrled peas".

so i did.


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Posted Mon Jul 28, 2008 3:20 am...
I want the one that says: I just haven't been the same since that house fell on my sister.


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Posted Mon Jul 28, 2008 11:02 am...
Not really Pagan but I have these on my motorcycle helmet

F.T.W
Tits and Brains (a cop really didn't like that one... so I showed our head constable and he laughed!)
If you can't run with the big dogs, keep your ass on the porch!
.... and a man with a phallus for a head, a suit and a red circle with a slash through the center.
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Posted Mon Jul 28, 2008 5:30 pm...
I love the last one, Luna.    Laughing


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Posted Tue Jul 29, 2008 8:00 pm...
Some of these are clever--some are a bit graphic, so be warned.

Bumper Stickers
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Posted Wed Jul 30, 2008 1:53 pm...
I like  Frodo Failed. Bush has the ring,  Make Dildos not war,  and this sticker by my friend Lena  


http://bp1.blogger.com/_bkG2hjj8gFk/SGgsAFcHDPI/AAAAAAAAANU/RfbT8m3mpKk/s1600-h/Cupcake+monster.jpg


Love me or Hate me I`m an addiction you`ll never forget.

Will work for hugs!  ^_____^

Pie heals All-my oldest niece
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Posted Wed Jul 30, 2008 11:42 pm...
Thats too funny Bramble...I would like to get one of those, but poor Frodo I really like him..  I love my two.   The first is for my brother and It is special forces one, and  for me I have   "The Goddess is alive and Magick is afoot"
I know it's an oldie but it is a goodie.
I saw one the other day that said   "let go and let Jerry""  And contradicting it next to it was one that said "hopeless but dopeless"
I was thinking the make up your mind!
Peace and Love
Jelly


Peace and Love!
Jelly
**Such as Bombalurina, or else Jellylorum--
Names that never belong
to more than one cat.**
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Posted Wed Jul 30, 2008 11:58 pm...
Saw one the other day that said
Your God
Your Hell
You Go

Blessings,


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indigo_faerie
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Posted Thu Jul 31, 2008 6:57 am...
I've seen a similar one Teller
Your god
Your rules
You burn in Hell


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Posted Sat Aug 02, 2008 2:47 am...
My other favorite bumper sticker:

"Oh S$%t,  It's Thor! Run"  -God

-Witches Do It In Circles

-What Would Loki Do? He'd F$*^ Stuff Up!

-Nothing Says Lovin' Like Something From the Coven

-Jesus Saves, Allah Forgives, Cthulu thinks you'd make a great sandwich.

-Something Wiccan This Way Comes.
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Posted Sat Aug 02, 2008 3:59 pm...
"Your god died nailed to a cross, my god carries a hammer.  Any questions?"


You are the phantom on the sleepless nights... The mane of a unicorn glimpsed for a heartbeat through the forest... you are the dream." -- Source Unknown
ladywhitewolf
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Posted Sat Aug 02, 2008 8:33 pm...
I love that one.  I saw it online.
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Posted Sat Aug 02, 2008 9:07 pm...
I have 2 on my car, one is " Pagan & Proud " the other is " Protected by Witchcraft ".  The first one seems to upset people the most mainly because it's in LSU color. LSU is Louisiana State University and it's the favorite over the NO Saints. LSu colors are Gold and purple. But hey it came that way!


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Posted Wed Aug 06, 2008 2:20 pm...
Other bumper stickers I like:

-My Goddess Gave Birth To Your God
-Christianity Has Pagan DNA
-Chaos, Panic Disorder.  My Work Here is Done.
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