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Posted Fri Aug 01, 2008 12:50 am...

SPECIAL DOG DIET

Yesterday, I was buying a large bag of Purina dogchow at K-Mart for Amber, the wonder dog, and was about to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. I'm retired with little to do, so on impulse, Itold her that no, I didn't have a dog and that I was starting thePurina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time.
I lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of myorifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet. It works by loading your pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eating one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story.)

Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me?

I told her no. It was because I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's butt and a car hit us both.

I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard!

K-Mart won't let me shop there anymore.

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By taleteller at 2007-04-20

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Posted Fri Aug 01, 2008 3:09 am...

rofl that was awesome!

Love me or Hate me I`m an addiction you`ll never forget.

Will work for hugs! ^_____^

Pie heals All-my oldest niece

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Posted Thu Aug 21, 2008 8:55 pm...

That's great. I can't stop laughing.

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Posted Sun Oct 26, 2008 8:57 pm...

That one always makes me laugh Smile

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