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Kathryn

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Posted Fri Dec 26, 2008 2:22 am...

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone brother.
2. He liked Gospel.
3. He couldn't get a fair trial.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Father's business.
2. He lived at home until he was 33.
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with His hands.
2. He had wine with His meals.
3. He used olive oil.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
1. He never cut His hair.
2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. He started a new religion.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:
1. He was at peace with nature.
2. He ate a lot of fish.
3. He talked about the Great Spirit.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Australian:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He lived on the Coast.

But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was work to do.

Last edited by Kathryn on Fri Dec 26, 2008 9:29 am; edited 2 times in total

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Posted Fri Dec 26, 2008 4:27 am...

That's the Jesus I know. Very Happy

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

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Posted Fri Dec 26, 2008 4:50 am...

Any Mother is the Mesiah............

Who'd -a-thunk-it?

Very Happy

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