Although this isn't pagan-themed, it's just too good not to share.   My brother is going to kill me.  He was in the hospital a few days ago with appendicitis.  (He's recoverng pretty well now.)  When I was in the store where he works a couple of days ago, a couple of his concerned coworkers came up to me and asked what was wrong, and if he was okay.  It ocurred to me that they had no idea what had happened; all they knew was that he had left work with severe abdominal pain.  I just took a deep breath and looked them in the eye and, with a perfectly straight face, matter-of-factly explained that for years he'd had trouble with an ovarian cyst, and it finally got so bad he had to get it taken care of.  The looks of surprise and bewilderment on their faces were absolutely priceless; these people don't know me well enough to not exactly believe everything I say.  I hurried out before I lost my composure and collapsed in hysterics right there on the floor.

Blessings.
Monk

He's going to kill you.

That was awesome---oh, and we will remember you in our prayers.

*roflh* That  rocked! Hopefully his coworkers are the kind that stuff goes in one ear and out the other. If that's the case then your safe. If not...I'd try the protection program.

That is hilarious!

Yep, he's gonna kill you.  

oh, you little devil........heeheehee

What brothers are for  

Sundown

Oh good grief!! he is sooooooooooo gonna kill you!!!

Flee before he finds out. XD Good job

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