A married couple are doing their weekly shopping when the Husband stops at the Budweiser display and puts a case in the basket. His wife asks "What are you doing?" The husband replies...."They're on sale only 10.00 for a 24 pack" to which the wife replies "We can't afford that put them back."
A few aisles further along the wife puts a jar into the cart and the husband asks "What are you doing?" and she replies "Its my beauty cream and it makes me look prettier"...the husband replies "Its 20.00 we can't afford that, I can buy the beer for 10.00 and it makes you look prettier for half the price"
A few moments later an employee comes on the intercom saying "Clean up on aisle 24, we have a husband down".....

Should have kept his mouth shut.