God is sitting up in the universe looking really fed up when a few of his apostles walk past and notice all is not well.
''What is the matter sire ?'' one of them asks.
God says '' Its been thousands of year since I had a holiday last and I don't know where to go.''
''How about going to Neptune ?'' says one of the apostles.
''Naa went there 20,000 years ago, to windy'' said god
''How about Mars?'' says another.
'' Naa went there 15,000 years ago too hot and dry, no water, all desert no fun'' replied god
''Pluto?'' said another.
''Too cold and dark'' said god
''I know'' said another ''How about Earth, nice climate, perfect weather and good night life .''
God looked at him and says '' You must be joking I went there just over 2000 years ago got some bird pregnant and they are STILL talking about it!!!!''.

Well, at least they didn't suggest Uranus. :roll:

Well ya know, if he DID create all of these planets then the problems with them are his own damn fault and he should quit his bitching.


Is that a lightening bolt coming towards me?