One day on a busy boulevard,a  business man noticed that he was being tail-gated. As he approached the intersection, suddenly, right in front of him the light turned yellow. He did the right thing,though and stopped at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating on through.

The tailgating woman was furious at him as she honked her horn--he could hear her screaming out expletives as she missed her chance to get through the intersection. While she was in mid-rant, she saw someone step up to her window. She looked over
into the face of a very serious police officer who ordered her to exit her car with her hands up.
He took her to the police station where she was searched,
fingerprinted, photographed, and placed in a holding cell.


After a couple of hours, a policemn approached the cell
and opened t he door.  She was escorted back to the booking
desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal
effects.

He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up
behind you while you were blowing your horn, flipping off
the guy in front of you, and cussing a blue streak at him." I
noticed the 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the
'Choose Life' license plate holder, the 'Follow Me to Sunday-School' bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk; naturally...I assumed you had stolen the car."

(Priceless!)

HAHAHAhAhHAAHAHAH!!! too funny! I love it!

HEHEHE sounds like some of the cops that come into my store  

 

Wondered if it would made a real woman watch her yapper after that? Doubt it!! LOL