150 Funniest Resume Mistakes, Bloopers and Blunders Ever

http://jobmob.co.il/blog/funniest-resume-mistakes/

Some Highlights:


�Career break in 1999 to renovate my horse�
�1990 - 1997: Stewardess - Royal Air Force�
Hobbies: �enjoy cooking Chinese and Italians�
�I am about to enrol on a Business and Finance Degree with the Open University. I feel that this qualification will prove detrimental to me for future success.�
Candidate wrote r�sum� as a play - Act 1, Act 2, etc
�One applicant used colored paper and drew glitter designs around the border�
Hobbies: �getting drunk everynight down by the water, playing my guitar and smoking pot�
Hobbies: �Drugs and girls�.
A candidate listed her e-mail address as pornstardelight@*****.com
One applicant for a nursing position noted that she didn�t like dealing with blood or needles.
Achievements: �Nominated for prom queen�
�Seeking a party-time position with potential for advancement.�
�Received a plague for Salesperson of the Year.�
�Marital status: often. Children: various.�
Languages: �Speak English and Spinach.�
Reason for leaving: �I thought the world was coming to an end.�
Additional skills: �I am a Notary Republic.�
Experience: �Have not yet been abducted by aliens.�
Skills: �Written communication = 3 years; verbal communication = 5 years.�
Resume: �Spent several years in the United States Navel Reserve.�
Qualifications: �I have extensive experience with foreign accents.�
Education: �I have a bachelorette degree in computers

Okay, this one wasn't on a resume, but I have to share it anyway.  When I first met my husband in 2002, An Egyptian, he had never been to the US.  We were putting together his resume (they call it CV over there), and I was typing it out for him.  I asked him what his degree was specifically so that I could put it on the resume.  This was his reply:  "I have a Bachelor's degree in Hotels and Terrorism."  (Of course, he meant Tourism)    Have I mentioned that he's a Muslim?