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Posted Mon Jun 16, 2008 8:49 pm...
Can you believe the nerve of some people?
Posted by Sister Mabel Gargula on April 15, 2008
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/

I had to run to the grocery store earlier for some cat food. I’ve been so busy that I haven’t had time to make their food at home. Plus, since Rufie and I are no longer together, I don’t have anyone to catch the rabbits for me. Sure, I could do it myself, but I just hate to hurt little fuzzy bunnies. The pet boutique where I usually shop was closed, and I was all out of cat food, so I had to go to the grocery store. In a pinch, Sheba or Fancy Feast will do, but I do hate to make them suffer with such sub-par food.

Anyway, I just had to run in for a few dozen cans to get me through the next day or two. I still have the handicapped parking tag in my car that I use to go shopping (the ‘04 Mercedes SL500) from when I used to take my elderly neighbor lady shopping - before the Good Lord called her home. I was only going to be in the store for a minute, so obviously I parked in one of the handicapped parking spots.

You know how it is once you get into the store - there’s always a few other things you remember you need. Anyways, I was coming back out to my car with the carry out boys pushing those little cart things, when this woman starts screaming at me - saying that I’m going to hell, that I’m a b*tch, that I’m selfish….all sorts of horrible lies! I almost wanted to cry. She was going on about how she allegedly has a son in a wheelchair and she couldn’t park in the handicapped spot because I was parked there.

First of all, I’m obviously not going to hell. I have plenty of bumper stickers on that Mercedes (it is an older car, after all) showing my love for the Lord:

“I LOVE JESUS AND HE LOVES ME”

“JESUS LOVES ME MORE THAN YOU”

“READY FOR THE RAPTURE”

“GLORY, WHOLE OF HIS LOVE” (Brother Yancy had that one special made for me)

A little symbol of the Jesus fish eating the Darwin fish

“REAL MEN LOVE JESUS”

“GOD DOESN’T BELIEVE IN ATHEISTS”

“GOD BLESS AMERICA”

“I (heart) MY CATS” (Okay, that one doesn’t show my love for Jesus Christ, but it does prove that I like animals, and am therefore a nice person)

And, Number B, I didn’t see any handicapped kid! She claimed that she had to leave him in her car with his older sister (I really did think about calling child services, in case that was true), but I think she was lying. She looked like a liar. (And she dressed really awful, too!)

I don’t know if it’s because I was so obviously upset or because the Good Lord blessed me with such amazing physical beauty, but the carry out boys jumped right to my defense! They yelled right back at her and told her to shut up and quit harassing me. I got both of those boys’ telephone numbers, and I plan on hiring them to do a few things for me around the house. Such nice strapping, young men! It’s rare to find young men with such manners nowadays.

I suppose that all’s well that ends well, but I’m not sure that I’m going to be frequenting that store again. I hate being exposed to riff-raff.


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Posted Tue Jun 17, 2008 2:43 am...
Shocked

I actually have seen, without the 'lordy be' jazz, incidents such as this in the store parkig lots!!!


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Posted Tue Jun 17, 2008 4:38 am...
That's one heck of a bumper to fit all of those...  Shocked
lol!!!
at what point do you have to ask yourself who you're trying to convince...


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Posted Tue Jun 17, 2008 5:15 am...
Well I am sure the store had more than 1 handicap parking spot. As to the story, I have heard things like this. :|


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Posted Tue Jun 17, 2008 4:59 pm...
Hmmm. Being a sister must pay pretty good to be able to afford a mercedes.  It being only 4 years old too. But yelling and being abusive to a nun is never cool. I may never agree with thier faith but still never cool to be abusive..
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Posted Tue Jun 17, 2008 8:57 pm...
While I don't condoun the way that one lady screamed at the othe. I do have a bit of a problem with the fact that even though the Sister had a handicap tag, she was not the one it was for, and so she really shouldn't have park in a place that is for those that are handicapped. I know this may sound harsh but I see this way to often where I work. People whom are just fine and move quite will park in a handicap spot just because they have a tag. An it really burns me when I see someone park in those places and they don't have a tag. Yea it's a small thing to some, but to someone who truely needs that place and can't because of someone elses thoughtlessness erks me. An it's rude.
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Posted Mon Jun 23, 2008 6:35 am...
oh, this is from Landover Baptist church y'all, it ain't real.  The site is a site full of over the top letters and articles meant to poke fun at those 'I'm better that you and you're going to hell' evangelical baptists. Reread it with that in mind and you will find it ironic and humorous I'm sure.


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Posted Tue Jun 24, 2008 2:43 am...
— indigo_faerie wrote
oh, this is from Landover Baptist church y'all, it ain't real.  The site is a site full of over the top letters and articles meant to poke fun at those 'I'm better that you and you're going to hell' evangelical baptists. Reread it with that in mind and you will find it ironic and humorous I'm sure.

Good.  I was actually scared until I got to your post, lol.

That said I hate it when people park in handicapped spots who do not need them.
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Posted Tue Jun 24, 2008 3:39 am...
True. People should be more considerate.
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Posted Wed Jul 09, 2008 9:27 pm...
— Kathartica wrote
That's one heck of a bumper to fit all of those...  Shocked
lol!!!
at what point do you have to ask yourself who you're trying to convince...
That's a really good point.
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Posted Sat Aug 09, 2008 11:18 pm...
Hm. My mother has a handicap permit, but she only uses it in the winter most of the time.
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Posted Sun Aug 10, 2008 1:20 am...
I've got handi-cap stickers, but i never use them ('till recently 'cause i need help in and out of the car with two busted arms and i can't use my cane.) but i still hate seeing people in spots that they don't need.

Still, this letter made me laugh a little on the inside.
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