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Posted Fri Sep 19, 2008 5:09 am...
This was sent to me in an e-mail. Thought it was very funny.


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Posted Fri Sep 19, 2008 10:46 am...
This is hilarious!   Laughing

I always got angry with those who assume animals don't go to heaven.  Who are we to say they don't?


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Posted Fri Sep 19, 2008 11:33 am...
ROTFLMAO!!  Who on earth would want to be a Presbyterian if all you were promised was a heaven full of people with no dogs or rocks!!!!!  At least the Catholic  priest has a sense of humor.   My heaven has more dogs than people and lots and lots of beautiful rocks!!

And quite frankly, for something that supposedly doesn't have a soul, dogs can sure love more unconditionally than 99.99% of people, especially those holier-than-thou xtrians.  People who think animals don't have souls are scary freaking monsters.
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Posted Fri Sep 19, 2008 11:50 am...
I've seen this and thought it was hilarious.  Finally, something worth reading on those damn church signs! Laughing
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Posted Fri Sep 19, 2008 4:30 pm...
Who cares if dogs go to heaven so long as all my kitties are waiting on the other side. Very Happy  Just kidding, I hope dogs are there to, I would be quiet disappointed to cross over and find Amber dog was not waiting.  If any dog deserves a wonderful after life it's her.  Best dog I ever had.

My father and I argued over this once.  He was one of those who believe only humans have souls.  At one point I told him if there are no cats in Heaven I won't go.  I believe I was 8 or 9 at the time.  I meant it then and I still do.  Of course by his beliefs I am damned to Hell any way, but so are all my heroes and most of my friends so it's OK  Laughing Very Happy


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Posted Fri Sep 19, 2008 5:43 pm...
thats pretty funny i never pay any attention to those signs, now i guess im gonna have to look every now and again...
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Posted Fri Sep 19, 2008 8:16 pm...
dogs do too have souls...
what a chuckle though!! hahahaha


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Posted Fri Sep 19, 2008 9:01 pm...
My dogs had souls, Besides I like animals better than people. Why would I ever want to go anywhere there are only people Confused
If there are no rocks? I like rocks to.
If there are no trees, I ain't a going there!

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Posted Sat Sep 20, 2008 6:45 pm...
(jawdrop) how funny, you can tell they don't believe in reincarnation I have known all of my pets before :roll:


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Posted Sat Sep 20, 2008 7:27 pm...
Hmm... I have a bad social phobia (no idea what it's called...) so if its just people... sounds more like hell then heaven I think.

But the church I go to, everything goes to heaven, even tree's and rocks!



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My fiance at age 15, I think a little after we started dating. This church isn't far from my house. Note: The Church of Chris isn't real... if it was there would be fire, explosions, dragons, and chaos.  He's tried it before, only few survived.  The poor poor sea monkey's
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Posted Sun Sep 21, 2008 2:48 am...
Of course dogs go to heaven!!! Haven't they seen the movie?    Razz
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Posted Sun Sep 21, 2008 11:46 am...
LOL  This is funny.  Of course animals have souls....geesh!

I agree Sundown, there's gotta be trees!!!
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Posted Sun Sep 21, 2008 12:25 pm...
I loved this!  It's awesome when you happen to spot two churches argueing through signs.  There's a diner close to my friend Krita's work (she walks) and they have one of the letter signs like the churches well it was close to Halloween and she's talking to me on the phone going to the store and stops mid sentence to tell me "When you get there they will hang you" Needless to say it freaked her out and make me start rolling with laughter.  I love random stuff on signs!  It brightens up my day.


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Posted Wed Sep 24, 2008 1:35 am...
Of course there are dogs, cats, trees rocks, everything on this side is there. Have they never heard, "As above, so below?"


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