There were three churches once that had problems with squirrels.  The problem being that there were to many.

The first church after much debating decided that as the squirrels were God's creatures they would not harm them and so they let them be.  The squirrels multiplied and over ran the first church.

The second church also decide that they could not harm God's bushy tailed creatures.  Their solution was to humanely trap them and release them else where.  Those squirrels returned, multiplied, and over ran the church.

The third church also recognized that the squirrels were God's creations.  They made them all members of the church and had them baptized.  Now they only see them for Christmas and Easter.

   
Too funny! and too true!