REDNECK CHARGE OF THE GODDESS
(Tune: The Beverly Hillbillies by E. Scruggs)

(Lyrical adaptation by Hare)
Now listen to the words of the Great Star Mother,

In days long past called by one name or tuther,
"I am your Mammy, Queen of Earth, Air, Fire, Sea,
So you better quit your yappin' an' listen to me."
(Isis that is, Astarte, Cerridwen)

"Now y'all listen up, 'cause I'd hate to be a bitch,

When we have our shindigs t'aint none should wear a stitch.
Y'all will eat an' drink an' dance an' love, to show that you're free,
'Cause all acts of pleasure are sacred to me."
(Skyclad that is, Great Rite, Cakes an' Wine)

"If you wanna know my secrets, then look in your own hide,

'Cause if what you seek aint there, well, it won't be found outside.
The greatest Mysteries t'aint really dread nor dire,
I'm with you at the start, and at the end of desire."
(That's right, listen to your heart. Y'all will come back now, y'hear?)

YEEEE--HAWWWW, BLESSED BE Y'ALL!!!!

Okay, I admit...I sang it.

I sang it too...

And if that doesn't tell our ages NOTHIN will.

   

  I sang it and was able to keep with the beat.  Better than I've done in a long time.  

I still watch the reruns. I love Granny the most. She got some strange things a brewin.

Ah crap now I've got that song stuck in my head!!! LOL!!