Get a load of this list. I promise, it is worth your time.

http://f2.org/humour/language/oddnames.html

Some of my favorites from that list:

Anil G. Shitole, Rochester, New York.
Noway Near White, Shoe Salesman, Columbus, Ohio.
Lovey Nookey Good, Texas State Health Department, Austin, Texas.
Ginger Screws Casanova, Eureka, California (Eureka Times-Standard).
Hilarius Fuchs, Continental Grain Company, New York City.
Iva Odor, Schoolteacher, Spencer, Iowa.
Needa Climax, Methodist Church Officer, Centerville, Louisiana.
Sara Struggles Nicely, Clearwater, Florida (Cleveland Plain Dealer).
Serious Misconduct, Welwyn, England.
Kitty Peed, Cape Coral, Florida.
Vaseline Love, Jackson, Tennessee.

I thought there were laws that prevented parents from being so flippant with child names?  Maybe I was wrong.  There should be anyway...

This goes beyond Jonny Cash's "Boy Named Sue"

My dad told me once he went to school with a girl named Crystal Chanda Leir

And I know a Ying Yang.

I once saw a game show with a guy named Dick Mould.

I go past a sign where Mort Wimbly has an insurance office.

My husband's eye doctor is Dr. Seymour (pronounced see-more).

Those are some weird names.

i'm the proud fiance of a richard bush...

that's right, i get mine

oooooohhhh my......

 I personally think the people who got stuck with those names as kids should have the right to re-name the parents who gave them those lovely monickers.....
Then we would see if it was better to give than to recieve

LMAO!!!  But wouldn't be if any of those were MY name... YIKES!!!!  Eeyore's girl, I LOVE your suggestion!!!