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Thiodora
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Posted Thu Sep 10, 2009 3:55 pm...

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife looking at herself in the mirror.

Since her birthday was not far off, he asked her what she would like for her birthday.

"I'd like to be 12 again" she replied, while still looking in the mirror.

On the morning of her birthday, he arose early and made her a bowl of Fruit Loops cereal, and then took her to the Theme Park.

What a day!

He put her on every ride in the park! Roller Coasters, Water Rides, Bumper Cars, everything was there.

Six hours later they staggered out of the park.

Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.

They went to McDonalds and her got her a Happy Meal with extra fies and a chocolate shake.

Then it was off to the movies with popcorn, soda, and candy.

Finally, they wobbled home and collapsed on the bed exhausted.

He leaned over to his wife with a big smile and asked lovingly "Well dear, what was it like to be 12 again?"

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression changed.  "I ment my dress size!"

The moral of the story:  Even when men are listening, they are still going to get it wrong!
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Posted Fri Sep 11, 2009 2:34 am...
*roflh*


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Posted Fri Sep 11, 2009 3:06 am...
lol so true^^ though that does sound like that would be an awesome day. i would love for someone to do that for me Laughing
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Posted Fri Sep 11, 2009 4:27 am...
It would be awesome if some one did that for me, but  I don't even expect to get a cake for my birthday.  To be honest I expect Ben to forget about it completely.  Even though I have my birthday written on the dry erase board on the fridge.


You are the phantom on the sleepless nights... The mane of a unicorn glimpsed for a heartbeat through the forest... you are the dream." -- Source Unknown
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Posted Fri Sep 11, 2009 7:23 am...
Comment coming from Luna: XD that's awesome, and true

Comment coming from Chaos: No, the moral of the story is: when you don't express yourself correctly, and say something that can mean a number of ways, don't get mad when they get it wrong.

-_-' men.


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Posted Sun Sep 13, 2009 1:10 am...
So true... hahahaha


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Posted Mon Sep 14, 2009 6:42 pm...
Apparently Ben has remembered my birth day is coming up.  He asked me about it yesterday.  kinda funny as it went some thing like this

Ben: Your birthday is coming up this week, right?
Me: Yes.
Ben: 28?
Me:  No, 15th.
Ben:  Your not turning 15!
Me:  No, my birthday is on the 15th.
Ben:  So your turning 28?
Me:  No.  27

Don't ask me where he got 28 from.


You are the phantom on the sleepless nights... The mane of a unicorn glimpsed for a heartbeat through the forest... you are the dream." -- Source Unknown
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Posted Wed Sep 16, 2009 1:56 am...
Confused   Uh, Indigo, you are showing age 27 under your avatar, so doesn't that mean you will be 28 on your next birthday?  Just askin   :|
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Posted Wed Sep 16, 2009 5:20 pm...
nope, just turned 27 yesterday.  I was 26 before yesterday.


You are the phantom on the sleepless nights... The mane of a unicorn glimpsed for a heartbeat through the forest... you are the dream." -- Source Unknown
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