Thiodora

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Posted Thu Sep 10, 2009 3:55 pm...
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife looking at herself in the mirror.
Since her birthday was not far off, he asked her what she would like for her birthday.
"I'd like to be 12 again" she replied, while still looking in the mirror.
On the morning of her birthday, he arose early and made her a bowl of Fruit Loops cereal, and then took her to the Theme Park.
What a day!
He put her on every ride in the park! Roller Coasters, Water Rides, Bumper Cars, everything was there.
Six hours later they staggered out of the park.
Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.
They went to McDonalds and her got her a Happy Meal with extra fies and a chocolate shake.
Then it was off to the movies with popcorn, soda, and candy.
Finally, they wobbled home and collapsed on the bed exhausted.
He leaned over to his wife with a big smile and asked lovingly "Well dear, what was it like to be 12 again?"
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression changed. "I ment my dress size!"
The moral of the story: Even when men are listening, they are still going to get it wrong!

















Uh, Indigo, you are showing age 27 under your avatar, so doesn't that mean you will be 28 on your next birthday? Just askin :|