The Getaway

Four friends spend weeks planning the perfect girls getaway trip - shopping, casinos, massages, facials, drinks with little umbrellas in them, buffets, the whole deal.  Two days before the girls are to leave, Mary's husband puts his foot down and tells her she isn't allowed to go.  Mary's friends are very upset that she can't go, but what can they do?

Two days later the three get to the hotel only to find Mary sitting in the bar drinking a glass of wine.  "Wow, how long you been here and how did you talk your husband into letting you go?"  "Well", she said, "I've been here since last night. Yesterday evening I was sitting on the couch and my husband came up behind me and put his hands over my eyes and said 'Guess Who?"

I pulled his hands off to find all he was wearing was his birthday suit. He took my hand and led me to our bedroom. The room was scented with perfume, had two dozen candles lit and rose petals scattered all over the bed............On the bed, he had handcuffs and ropes!  He told me to tie him up and cuff him to the bed, so I did. And then he said, 'Now, you can do whatever you want.'"

So here I am.

 

(evil1)  NEVER give a woman restraints and an option like that!!!!  

Never allow a woman to restrain you- period I'll assume this is a joke- not that I would be surprised otherwise. Being in law enforcement, I've come across some rather strange things in over the last 23 1/2 years

lol this reminds me of when my friend Lena worked at a hotel as a desk clerk.  She'd gone into work one morning, it happened to be slow, and housekeeping came by with a concern and asked Lena to check it out.   She goes into a room and finds a sex swing bolted into the room's ceiling. Needless to say she about fell over from laughing.  I'm still trying to figure out how they got it up there without waking any other guests up.

I know having a chance to get away is one thing, but at least have the curtsy to take your equipment with you.

Draco I don't doubt you've seen some disturbing but majorly funny stuff.

 I love it!

What is a sex swing?

 Never mind, I just Googled sex swing.   OMG I've lived a sheltered life.

I love that.  

A sex swing?  That's funny.

XD