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TaleTeller

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Posted Wed Jan 17, 2007 12:21 am...

A Blonde Reflects on 2006

January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels...
Helllloooo!!!..bottles won't fit in the typewriter!

March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months...box said
"2-4 years!"

April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!

May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of water
Won't fit into those little packets!!!

June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the other
Swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

August - Got locked out of my Jeep in rain storm.....car swamped because
Soft-top was open.

September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???

October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.

November - Baked turkey for 4 and a half days - instructions said 1 hour per
Pound and I weigh 108!

December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the
Stupid phone!!!

What a year!

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By taleteller at 2007-04-20

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Posted Tue Jan 23, 2007 3:05 am...

Hehe...that's hilarious...I've heard a few before but they never get old!

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Posted Tue Jan 23, 2007 3:18 am...

that was funny....

Every journey begins with your heart. Remember the knowledge of the ancients and keep it within your soul until you find the path to your truth.listen to the music.

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Posted Tue Apr 10, 2007 11:32 am...

Love isnt blind, its retarded.

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