Redneck Man's pick up lines

1) Did you fart? cuz you blew me away.

2) Are yer parents retarded? cuz ya sure are special.

3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea ... I can't hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card? cuz I'd like to sign you out.

5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? cuz I can see myself in 'em.

6) If you an I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in yer hole.

7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away

8 ) Man - "Fat Penguin!"
Woman - "WHAT?"
Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."

9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went in ta this cheap motel room.

11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.

and.... the best for last!

13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.

Hahaha....lovely.
So if I hear someone using these lines, I should run the other way, right?

lol those are hilarious...And, shockingly, sad but true...hehe.

My favorite is number 8...

Most all of them are new to me. If you ladies have been hearing these... well I am not sure where you have been hanging out at.

hehe

Okay had to put this in the "Redneck Thread!"

If you hear or see the word "CRACK" and it reminds you to pull your pants up, you might be a redneck!!