All I Need to Know about Life I Learned from Drinking Coffee
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I am productive! I am productive! I am productive!
Better latte than never.
A day without coffee is like night...you sleep through it.
We all have to do the daily grind.
Espresso yourself.
Automatic drip defines most people's personalities.
Stand your grounds.
If the spoon doesn't dissolve, it ain't coffee.
I love the caffeine; it's the rich taste I could do without.
Don't stop till you're shaking.
Impatience is a virtue.
Take two cups and call me in the middle of the night.
Who needs sleep when you've got coffee?
There's no rest for the caffeinated.
Decaf is for sissies.
Man cannot live by coffee alone - donuts are pretty essential too.
There is no such thing as a free refill.
It's okay to be full of beans sometimes.

Haha very nice

Coffee--the 100% natural replacement for sleep.

My blood type--Folgers

Of course there are no scientific benefits to coffee. Magic needs no such justification.

I drink so much coffee I have kinky dreams about Mrs. Olson--which tells you how long I've been drinking coffee.

I like my women the way I like my coffee--ground up and in the freezer.

ROFLMAO 1234((

My favorites......
Coffee and stress, they are my friends. bbn)

There's no BAD time for coffee! (Happyfeet)


And

If you brew it, they will come.



(cooking)

Bubble, Bubble, toil and trouble,
please make mine an espresso, double!

Instant human, just add coffee!!!

Witches brew, just for you!


Need to find a motto for our cuppa clan!

Caffeine is my shepard; I shall not doze.
It maketh me to walk in green pastures:
It leadeth me beyond the sleeping masses.
It restoreth my buzz.
It leadeth me in the paths of consciousness for it's name sake.

Yeah though I walk thru the valley of the shadow of addiction,
I will fear no Equal(tm)
For thou art with me;
They cream and thy sugar, they comfort me.
Thou preaprest a carafe before me in the present of Starbucks;
Thou annointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over.

Suerly the richness and smooth taste shall follow me all the days of my life,
and I will dwell in the house of Maxwell forever.

Thanks for the giggles

Thank you for a much needed laugh,a good laugh can make even a sad person perk up,I'm perky now

David Letterman said after having his heart surgery "Decaffinated coffee tastes like muddy water, but those dog-gone doctors have me drink it."

My grandmother, on the other hand, had a doctor's note that she had to drink coffee or wind up in the hospital again. The doctor also happened to be the bishop of the LDS ward she was starting to attend .

Blessings,
Dasalyndel