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Dasalyndel
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Posted Thu Apr 26, 2007 8:52 pm...
A blonde walks into the Bank of New York and says to the teller "I would like a loan of $500,000.00 as I'm going out of the country for two weeks."

The teller responds ",For that amount, you'd have to speak to the loan manger."

Well, the loan manager tells her ", For that amount, we'll need some kind of collateral." She hands him a set of keys to a brand new Rolls Royce. The loan manager has the teller drive the car down to the basement parking garage.

Well, two weeks went by and the blonde returned the the bank, paid back the loan and the $15.24 interest accrued. The loan manager sees her and pulls her aside.

"While you were out of the country, we did a background check on you. You're worth millions of dollars!! Why did you need the loan?"

The blonde looked at him for a minute and said ",Where else in New York can I park my car for two weeks for $15.00?"

Blondes aren't so dumb after all. Laughing
Red_feather
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Posted Thu Apr 26, 2007 10:27 pm...
That was a good one !!!!


keep em comin !!
Welela
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Posted Thu Jul 05, 2007 8:14 pm...
thanks for the giggle, I like the twist, as I just realy got my blond on.


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suzume
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Posted Thu Aug 02, 2007 3:49 pm...
cute! Very Happy
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