FINE

this is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and
you need to shut up. ac)


FIVE MINUTES

If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. (bang)


NOTHING

This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine" (oops)


GO AHEAD

This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it. nono runaway


LOUD SIGH

This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing" :!:


THAT'S OKAY

This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a
man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.


THANKS

A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint.

Just say you're welcome. :roll:


Oh, and before we forget ... (clue)


"Whatever"

...it's a woman's way of saying *!#@ YOU!


(Kiss)

very true, [align=center]very true this is going on my fridge!!!
In case they forget they can read the instructions

Bri

LOL so true!! Especially go ahead. Definitely said THAT a few times!

"Whatever", hmmm seems like I have heard that somewhere before. Will have to see if I can remember where or when.

Sundown

Thank you Dreamcatcher! am still chuckling...this is so what I needed after a long , strange day! LOL

Tyche