GONNA BE A BEAR

In this life, I'm a woman. In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear. When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too.

When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.

If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.

If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.

Yup, gonna be a bear!

I"m in n that plan as well!! Count me in! One more bear to guantee the species continues lol!

I so want in on this plan.

Yep, but with so many women in on this plan... where are we gonna' find the men. That's why I love my hubby... he already thinks I'm a "bear" and loves me anyway.

Good idea, I like this.  I might have to do this a couple of lives from now.  But My boyfriend and I already have agreed that next life we are coming back as kitties and living with some old woman who will give us milk and tuna.  But after that one I might well be a bear, sounds like fun!

Now that is funny!! Thanks for the big smile!