Hi TallTeller, I am honored to be reading for you today, and I also greatly apologize for it taking so long to get it posted correctly! (This is my 3rd attempt!

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I went ahead and went with the food bowl spread for your reading and here they padd in!
1. Represents your past desires: DEATH. Represents transitions, and phases...end of old, birth of the new.
** Once shredded, the chitnz sofa is an ineffective exercise machine; you therefore embrace curtain climbing.
** You adjust your seasonal hunting patterns by gracefully switching from stalking nimble spring bugs to summer-fattened birds, from muddy autumn reptiles to furry winter rodents.
** When your human thoughtlessly and abruptly changes kitty litter brands, you respond by staking out the shiny ceramic bathtub.
A. You will lose material resources, but gain new ones. Excessive scratching may cause your human to close doors to favorite rooms, but you will ultimately gain a sporty scratching post of your very own.
B. Put an end to outworn ways and usher in the new. Insist that your human refer you your finicky food habits as "Dysfunctional Feline Eating Disorder."
C. An unexpected change will open up exciting opportunities. Plot the angles of all possible strategic pouncing routes to your human's new birdhouse.
2. Represents your current desires: STRENGTH. Represents courage in the face of brute force. Mind can triumph over matter.
** You see the tub fill with soapy water; you hear you human calling your name; you sit defiantly and always out of reach.
** A brute of a pit bull is sleepily grunting just inches from your cat-door entrance; you streak past at mach-2.
** As an approaching car threatens tyo disrupt you lolling on the warm pavement, you dash for sately, tempering courage with finely honed survival skills.
A. Courage and stregth will triumph over clumsy expressions of force! Speed, agility, and guile will confuse and entrap pesky enemies and turn them into potential prey.
B. Someone will challenge you. Yopur loving temperament must occasionally be punctuated with ferocity: it is your right to bite the hand that musses your freshly groomed coat.
C. Treat doubts and fears with disdain. Remain on guard, refuse all eye contact, assess each situation while seeming to sleep, and swipe at passing ankles from beneath the bed.
3. Fortells your future desires: JUSTCE. The card of cause and effect. Give and take.
** You have learned to calmly accept the inevitabilityof spring hair balls and the unpleasant indignation of hair ball medicine.
** Permitting yourself to be caught napping on The Forbidden Antique Quilt has incited entertaining verbal fits of exasperated rage and frustration from your human.
** Purring, you rub lovenly against your human's legs, fully aware that the crystal vase lies shattered in the nearby room.
A. Stay in balance; moderation is the key. Carefully scheduling each days naps, baths, frolics, and meals is critical to maintaining physical and psychological equilibrium.
B. Learn to compromise. When your human choose to read the newspaper and you choose to sit on her lap, compromise by jumping into her lap at 2 minute intervals.
C. Dont bother negotiating. Your highly developed brain and paradoxical nature renders negotiation moot. You are always right.
Well, once again Im sorry for the delay in posting this! Hoping this takes! :roll: I love this deck, not only is it funny, but fairly true! And after some consideration amazing as to how accurate it can be! Meditate on it and see what messages the furry paws are yowling your way!
Hope you have a grand week, Brightest Blessings, Kim