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TaleTeller

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Posted Thu Oct 19, 2006 9:07 pm...

I recently chose a new physician. After two visits and Exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age.

A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "Do You think I'll live to be 80?"

He asked, "Do you smoke tobacco or drink alcoholic beverages?"

Oh no," I replied. "I don't do drugs, either."

Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?"

I said, "No, my other doctor said that red meat is unhealthy!"

"Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?"

"No, I don't," I said.

He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?"

"No," I said. "I don't do any of those things."

He looked at me and said, "Then why do you care?"

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By taleteller at 2007-04-20

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Posted Thu Oct 19, 2006 11:07 pm...

ha ha ha lol very good
if we wont enjoy what we've been given why worry how long we can have it?

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Posted Sat Nov 04, 2006 10:15 pm...

What a great story! Thank you!

I think you have just helped me decide my sig line.

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Posted Mon Nov 20, 2006 12:21 pm...

A witting story TaleTeller ^^.SOmething in your sig line has caught my atention though....Good men aren't fantasy creatures lol...but hard to find!

"The Spirits have all but fled judgement
I rot, alone, insane,
Where the forest whispers puce laments for me
From amidst the pine and wreathed wolfsbane
Beyond these walls, wherein condemned
To the gloom of an austere tomb
I pace with feral madness sent
Through the pale beams of a guiltless moon
Who, bereft of necrologies, thus
Commands creation over the earth
Whilst I resign my lips to death
A slow cold kiss that chides rebirth
Though one last wish is bequathed by fate
My beauty shalt wilt, unseen
Save for twin black eyes that shalt come to take
My soul to peace or Hell for company"

"The Fall of the House of Bathory"

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mare_vitalis

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Posted Wed Dec 06, 2006 12:26 pm...

i seem to be caught up in the 'live fast, die young' predicament, i plan on having as much fun as i can and making a graceful exit before age has a chance to ravage my mind and body.

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