Christmas Shopping Fun  

1. Randomly put cans of cat food in peoples carts when they are not looking.  

2. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at 10 minute intervals  

3. Make a trail of orange juice on the floor to the restrooms  

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "I think we have a code 3 in housewares," and see what happens

5. Turn all the radios to a polka station, then turn them all off and turn the volumes to 10  

6. Challenge other customers to duel with tubes of gift wrap  

7. Put M&M's on layaway  

8. Move "CAUTION_WET FLOOR" signs to carpet areas  

9. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them if they bring pillows from the bedding department  

10. When someone asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask "Why won't you people leave me alone?"  

11. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose  

12. Take up an entire aisle in toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes and X-Men  

13. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon  

14. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are  

15. Switch signs on the men's and women's bathrooms  

16. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission Impossible"  

17. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign out front  

18. In the auto department practice your Madonna look using different size funnels  

19. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say "PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!!!"  

20. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal position an scream "NO!NO! It's those voices again"  

21. Go to the food court, get a soft drink, tell them you don't get out much and would they put one of those little umbrellas in it  

22. Go into the fitting room and yell real loud: "Hey we're out of toilet paper in here!"

Apple Juice looks more authentic.

with number 4 it would be much funnier to say a code black if you happen to be in a walmart... and see if they scurry off anyways.  then you can laugh your ass off knowing that a code black means severe weather warning in housewares. heheheh

    that's a thought liven it up a little

Bri

"16. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission Impossible"

This isn't daily routine activity?

hah    we (my kids and I) have gone in to Walmart on a number of times and changed the alarms to go off 15 minutes apart buy,now they know it's us    kindof defeats the purpose now. but it was GreatFun   while it lasted

Bri

y'all are so mean! lol. I can't do anything in Wal-mart because my second mom works there. She's find me and scold me. *hides from scolding* Still awesome to do when I get the chance.

Heh these are funny. . Randomly put cans of cat food in peoples carts when they are not looking. I do that alot LOL

i think i will do the alarm clock one for a senior prank. Teh ceilings make great hiding places at school. ^^

Those are great.  

15. Switch signs on the men's and women's bathrooms   the rest room door said gentlemen

15. Switch signs on the men's and women's bathrooms   the rest room door said gentlemen

1. Randomly put cans of cat food in peoples carts when they are not looking.  
--- First time I saw this, it said you randomly place condoms in people's carts.  

3. Make a trail of orange juice on the floor to the restrooms
--- I used V8 once.

6. Challenge other customers to duel with tubes of gift wrap  
--- Got thrown out of a K-Mart for duelling with a friend.

The most entertaining thing to do to irritate holiday shoppers:

Get to the mall really early to get the "primo" parking spot.  Sit there until the parking lot is really full and wait for those people who drive around the lot several times trying to get close to the entrance.  When you see one coming, start to back out of the spot...then pull back in.