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Posted Fri Jan 04, 2008 3:43 pm...
It's a question, song answer, funny comment game. You should know the drill by now. Randomize your playlist, respond to questions with your song titles, and hit 'forward' for each new question. This one is a little different, though, because it encourages feedback to go with your answers.
Go!
1. What will you think when you give birth to your first child?
“One Lonely Night” – REO Speedwagon. I guess this is me thinking into the future, trying to warn those who pursue my daughter of her temper.
2. What will be on top of your list of wishes to Santa Claus this year?
“Candy Girl” – Bambee. Sexy and willing slightly underage young girl making seemingly innocuous but still blatantly sexual comments involving sweets? Oh God yes! I DO believe in Santa, I do I do I do!
3. What will be tomorrow's news headline?
“In The Heat Of The Night” – E-rotic. Last night started out like any other hot summer night. The citizens of our great city could not know what great supernatural phenomena lay just beyond twilight. As night fell, people all across the area found themselves inexplicably drawn into the throes of passion. That’s right – the whole town was going at it like rabbits last night! There was sex to be had around every corner! We’ll cover the story of this strange occurrence and more, like its estimated toll on flower sales and STDs, tonight at 11:00.
4. Why would your neighbour want to sell you on ebay?
“Shaman’s Call” – R. Carlos Nakai. It’s this nifty little aborigine style ring tone. He could have just Bluetoothed it to me and I could have handed him a dollar, but no, he’s a whore for positive feedback.
5. What will your best friend say at your funeral?
“Just Communication” – Two Mix. “She should have just told us!” Problem is, no one would’ve understood, seeing as how this song isn’t in English…
6. You just won 1 million [enter your currency here] in the lottery. What will you buy?
“Flow” – Transister. A drowning victim? This is a strange song, but I think it’s about depression and committing suicide. I guess I won’t buy anything. I’ll just kill myself instead.
7. If you could travel though time, where would you end up?
“Swamped” – Lacuna Coil. Swamps? Not too far from home, apparently. I guess a little further south to a few hundred years ago, before anything ever got settled down there.
8. You just stepped into dogshit...your first thought?
“Roll With The Changes” – REO Speedwagon. Be optimistic. Just go with it, man, until you can swap shoes.
9. Where will you spend your next vacation?
“Over It” – Anneliese Van Der Pol. I guess I’ll hop in the car, drive ‘til the gas runs out, then walk until I feel like I’m far enough away from home to chill out. Huh, if I start out on a full tank of gas, I may end up in Dallas!
10. Why is water wet?
“Naughty Girls Need Love Too” – Samantha Fox. Because wet women are more fun than dry, and I mean that on so many levels…
11. What is your first thought after having sex?
“Beyond Evil” – Nemesea. I guess it must be, “I hope my girlfriend doesn’t find out.” Damn, yo o.o
12. What is the strangest place to drink a beer?
“The Ghost of You” – My Chemical Romance. At the grave of your dead lover? Actually I could see that, not all that strange I guess.
13. What is the secret of world domination?
“I Just Died In Your Arms Tonight” – Cutting Crew. By taking a lesson from ol’ Slick Willy - set up extra-marital affairs for all the important world leaders, wait for them to be impeached, then step in and use your false sense of love and morality to seduce the world into loving you.
14. How do you call your pet?
“Cherry Pie” – Warrant. By means of thinly veiled sexual innuendo. Ha, only if it’s pussy ^.~
15. How would you feel dating an alien?
“Dream” – Alysha. Yes I would definitely think I was dreaming.
16. Your hair is on fire. What do you scream?
“The Whistle Song” – DJ Alligator Project. Fuck that whistle, blow out my hair!
17. Did you ever feel not being normal?
“But For The Grace Of God” – Keith Urban. Yes, but my Christian ethos reminded me that God created me different for a reason. Then I remembered that God hates gay people, and wondered what exactly was the point.
18. What do you think about last.fm?
“Baby One More Time” – Britney Spears. It must be an awesome site, seeing as how it’s driving me crazy when I am without it and I’m constantly in need of just one more hit. I guess I’ll have to check it out sometime lol
19. You discover your mother in Playboy magazine... What's your reaction?
“The Ghost Woman And The Hunter” – Lacuna Coil. It upsets me, but I realize that she is upset too. We realize that we cannot help one another through this; all we can do is move forward from here. Our relationship never recovers.
20. What's the thing you miss the most right now?
“The Phantom Of The Opera” – Sarah Brightman. Sanity. And maybe a good night’s sleep.
21. How would you try to kill the Highlander?
“All The Beauty” – Mortal Love. By making him fall in love utterly and completely. What? It can be a very dangerous emotion. Once he falls in love, maybe we kill the girl, he goes mad with despair, and kills himself. Sounds easy enough *nod nod*
22. Why did the fish cross the road?
“Come To My Window” – Melissa Etheridge. The idiot in charge of the special curbside delivery of “fresh fish” for Miss Etheridge took the order a little too literally XD
23. What's going on in your pants?
“Learning To Breathe” – Switchfoot. My vagina is having a religious experience. Or needs some fresh air. It’s a toss up.
24. If you were a god, what would be your field of operation?
“Carry On” – Sailor Moon. Endowing magical girls with their powers and making sure they never stay dead when they die. Sweet-o. Now once I figure out how to make them all lesbians I’ll really be in business!
25. What would you do with a nuclear bomb?
“How Soon Is Now?” – Tatu. Bomb the hell out of those guys who don’t love me and/or belittle my pursuit of it – immediately.
26. You order a pizza...what's on it?
“Angels” – Within Temptation. Talk about your Satan Pan Special. Excuse me, sir? There is a feather amongst my pepperoni.
27. What would you do with a drunken sailor?
“Engel” – Rammstein. Sit around and blaspheme the heavens in a language we don’t really understand. “God knows I don’t want to be an angel,” we sing in mangled German. They end up as pizza toppings anyway.
28. What's your life philosophy?
“Reflection” – Christina Aguilera. I am living in a world where I cannot be who I truly am. My lies run so deep that my own reflection is someone I don’t know. Huh, this one is strangely accurate.
29. What do you do with a rubber duck?
“Thoughtless” – Korn. I take out my sadistic homicidal fantasies on it. What else can you do with a rubber duck really?
30.Who is trying to kill you?
“My Immortal” – Evanescence. My ex. Well, more likely the wistful memories and remorse I carry in my heart over the love I lost is so strong that it is somehow physically manifesting itself, and that is what is trying to kill me. That or I have an immortal god or demon thing obsessively chasing me. Cue Benny Hill theme music!
Go!
1. What will you think when you give birth to your first child?
“One Lonely Night” – REO Speedwagon. I guess this is me thinking into the future, trying to warn those who pursue my daughter of her temper.
2. What will be on top of your list of wishes to Santa Claus this year?
“Candy Girl” – Bambee. Sexy and willing slightly underage young girl making seemingly innocuous but still blatantly sexual comments involving sweets? Oh God yes! I DO believe in Santa, I do I do I do!
3. What will be tomorrow's news headline?
“In The Heat Of The Night” – E-rotic. Last night started out like any other hot summer night. The citizens of our great city could not know what great supernatural phenomena lay just beyond twilight. As night fell, people all across the area found themselves inexplicably drawn into the throes of passion. That’s right – the whole town was going at it like rabbits last night! There was sex to be had around every corner! We’ll cover the story of this strange occurrence and more, like its estimated toll on flower sales and STDs, tonight at 11:00.
4. Why would your neighbour want to sell you on ebay?
“Shaman’s Call” – R. Carlos Nakai. It’s this nifty little aborigine style ring tone. He could have just Bluetoothed it to me and I could have handed him a dollar, but no, he’s a whore for positive feedback.
5. What will your best friend say at your funeral?
“Just Communication” – Two Mix. “She should have just told us!” Problem is, no one would’ve understood, seeing as how this song isn’t in English…
6. You just won 1 million [enter your currency here] in the lottery. What will you buy?
“Flow” – Transister. A drowning victim? This is a strange song, but I think it’s about depression and committing suicide. I guess I won’t buy anything. I’ll just kill myself instead.
7. If you could travel though time, where would you end up?
“Swamped” – Lacuna Coil. Swamps? Not too far from home, apparently. I guess a little further south to a few hundred years ago, before anything ever got settled down there.
8. You just stepped into dogshit...your first thought?
“Roll With The Changes” – REO Speedwagon. Be optimistic. Just go with it, man, until you can swap shoes.
9. Where will you spend your next vacation?
“Over It” – Anneliese Van Der Pol. I guess I’ll hop in the car, drive ‘til the gas runs out, then walk until I feel like I’m far enough away from home to chill out. Huh, if I start out on a full tank of gas, I may end up in Dallas!
10. Why is water wet?
“Naughty Girls Need Love Too” – Samantha Fox. Because wet women are more fun than dry, and I mean that on so many levels…
11. What is your first thought after having sex?
“Beyond Evil” – Nemesea. I guess it must be, “I hope my girlfriend doesn’t find out.” Damn, yo o.o
12. What is the strangest place to drink a beer?
“The Ghost of You” – My Chemical Romance. At the grave of your dead lover? Actually I could see that, not all that strange I guess.
13. What is the secret of world domination?
“I Just Died In Your Arms Tonight” – Cutting Crew. By taking a lesson from ol’ Slick Willy - set up extra-marital affairs for all the important world leaders, wait for them to be impeached, then step in and use your false sense of love and morality to seduce the world into loving you.
14. How do you call your pet?
“Cherry Pie” – Warrant. By means of thinly veiled sexual innuendo. Ha, only if it’s pussy ^.~
15. How would you feel dating an alien?
“Dream” – Alysha. Yes I would definitely think I was dreaming.
16. Your hair is on fire. What do you scream?
“The Whistle Song” – DJ Alligator Project. Fuck that whistle, blow out my hair!
17. Did you ever feel not being normal?
“But For The Grace Of God” – Keith Urban. Yes, but my Christian ethos reminded me that God created me different for a reason. Then I remembered that God hates gay people, and wondered what exactly was the point.
18. What do you think about last.fm?
“Baby One More Time” – Britney Spears. It must be an awesome site, seeing as how it’s driving me crazy when I am without it and I’m constantly in need of just one more hit. I guess I’ll have to check it out sometime lol
19. You discover your mother in Playboy magazine... What's your reaction?
“The Ghost Woman And The Hunter” – Lacuna Coil. It upsets me, but I realize that she is upset too. We realize that we cannot help one another through this; all we can do is move forward from here. Our relationship never recovers.
20. What's the thing you miss the most right now?
“The Phantom Of The Opera” – Sarah Brightman. Sanity. And maybe a good night’s sleep.
21. How would you try to kill the Highlander?
“All The Beauty” – Mortal Love. By making him fall in love utterly and completely. What? It can be a very dangerous emotion. Once he falls in love, maybe we kill the girl, he goes mad with despair, and kills himself. Sounds easy enough *nod nod*
22. Why did the fish cross the road?
“Come To My Window” – Melissa Etheridge. The idiot in charge of the special curbside delivery of “fresh fish” for Miss Etheridge took the order a little too literally XD
23. What's going on in your pants?
“Learning To Breathe” – Switchfoot. My vagina is having a religious experience. Or needs some fresh air. It’s a toss up.
24. If you were a god, what would be your field of operation?
“Carry On” – Sailor Moon. Endowing magical girls with their powers and making sure they never stay dead when they die. Sweet-o. Now once I figure out how to make them all lesbians I’ll really be in business!
25. What would you do with a nuclear bomb?
“How Soon Is Now?” – Tatu. Bomb the hell out of those guys who don’t love me and/or belittle my pursuit of it – immediately.
26. You order a pizza...what's on it?
“Angels” – Within Temptation. Talk about your Satan Pan Special. Excuse me, sir? There is a feather amongst my pepperoni.
27. What would you do with a drunken sailor?
“Engel” – Rammstein. Sit around and blaspheme the heavens in a language we don’t really understand. “God knows I don’t want to be an angel,” we sing in mangled German. They end up as pizza toppings anyway.
28. What's your life philosophy?
“Reflection” – Christina Aguilera. I am living in a world where I cannot be who I truly am. My lies run so deep that my own reflection is someone I don’t know. Huh, this one is strangely accurate.
29. What do you do with a rubber duck?
“Thoughtless” – Korn. I take out my sadistic homicidal fantasies on it. What else can you do with a rubber duck really?
30.Who is trying to kill you?
“My Immortal” – Evanescence. My ex. Well, more likely the wistful memories and remorse I carry in my heart over the love I lost is so strong that it is somehow physically manifesting itself, and that is what is trying to kill me. That or I have an immortal god or demon thing obsessively chasing me. Cue Benny Hill theme music!
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